Can't Buy Me Love

HELLO WORLD I’M SORRY I HAVEN’T BEEN ONLINE AHHH

i’m sorry i’ve barely been online.

I have no internet at all, and also i got angry with my laptop and hit the screen and it smashed because i’m strong as owt, like she hulk.

anyway, i’m going off topic. yes, i have no internet, it’s decided it doesn’t like me and would rather break, so i’m waiting for virgin to sort it’s priorities out and come and fix it. because i am a valued customer etc etc.

but i also have no phone internet because my iphone is being like “oh, you want me to open tumblr? i’m sorry, i can’t do that. but here, have a bit of facebook and a bit of twitter.” and then keeps trying to connect to my home interet which doesn’t work.

then i’ve had coursework deadlines and i’ve just finished doing a show and i’ve drank quite a bit and socialised in much of my free time surprisingly, probably because it’s my only option having no internet and all.

so i’m at my cousins at the minute stealing their computer for a second, but am leaving like now so i don’t have time to answer asks, but i love you all and miss you all and will reply asap.

Posted 3 days ago

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Would like to congratulate the small town of south shields on having a fucking kick-ass lineup for the bents park free summer shows this year.

Matt cardle, the feeling and scouting for girls are all there. :D i’m so excited.

and a few of my friends bands are playing also.

anyone who plans on going down, keep and ear out for too spicy. they’re quality.

oh, the excitement.

Posted 1 week ago

how did you put your fanfics into the fanfic folder? please could you help me because I dont know how to do it?x

Anonymous

piss, sorry for the late reply. you’ve probably figured out how to do it now. if not, pop off anon and i’ll tell you privately. :) x

Posted 1 week ago

Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?

Anonymous

… no, i have no idea what it is. unless this is a weird advert thing. in which case PISS OFF. if not, what is it? :D x

Posted 1 week ago

notawittyurl replied to your post: eugh, who needs ex’s?

People who are named Xavier. Without the E & X their name would just be Avir. :( Hope you’re alright! Chin up. :D

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

haha, thanks >.< i’ll be fine :)

avir… i like it! x

Posted 2 weeks ago

what did your ex do? :( <3

Anonymous

eugh, just being a general dick. he broke up with me about four years ago because i refused to sleep with him or anything (after telling all my friends that he was going to), and told me the other day he wanted to be back with me.

then when i said no, i didn’t like him and still wouldn’t trust him, he started spreading loads of shit about me. then i was out drinking last week and i was dancing with my mate, who i’ve been friends with for about 10 years, and who he happened to know, and he started saying that i was clearly just doing it to piss him off and that i was a slag and stuff. then he told me i ‘wasn’t allowed’ to get with his friends. and i was like, “errr no, i wasn’t going to get with him anyway, but who do you actually think you are?” and then shit went down. :P

but since then he’s sent me horrible texts on a daily basis, and told me that basically didn’t deserve to be happy and that i’m apparently a whore even though that is quite clearly the biggest pile of wank i have ever heard. then i got a text on thursday night saying “you don’t realise how much i like you,” etc etc, to which i replied “i’m out in shields. don’t text me.”

and i’ve just got a message on facebook saying “heyy, just so i know where we’re at, are we cool?”. no apology or anything. SOME GUYS ARE SO AWESOME ¬.¬

just going to hunt down lily loveless or kat prescott or jessie j and force them to marry me. x

Posted 2 weeks ago

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there?
person 1: the police all your family have died in a car crash

Reblogged 2 weeks ago from chainswhore

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eugh, who needs ex’s?

Posted 2 weeks ago

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WHERE ARE YOU, GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE

Anonymous

I’M HERE NOW, I’M SORRY! x

Posted 2 weeks ago

You have pretty eyes(: <3

Anonymous

thank you kindly stranger. i’ve always thought they were a bit plain. x

Posted 2 weeks ago